another day in the life of I ( I'm not sure why this is so funny but I'll use it)

train incident

2004-09-14T01:20:00.000-07:00

oh my gosh it was so funny today on the train home me and my friend steph went on the 4.00 oclock train to Berowra and Newcastle and we went on and there was these two yobbos just swearing their ass off and we were all like we are not going up there. He was saying oh F****** this and you nigger and c*** and all this stuff to these people and was crapping on about oh you're a dobber mate I 've got a daughter yeah I got a daughter mate and you're just a dobber and we are all just sitting the whole carraige listening to this guy. Anyway these two guys come on and one of them was my friend PJ's brother and his firend. Well his friend walks down and says oh yeah F*** your grandma! So the guy like runs down and says Oh who's the smartass who said that yeah bring it on mate. He was such a yobo. Anyway the guy must have smiled or something because the next minute he hurls this can of drink right at him and I'm sitting in front of him. It hits the window beside and sprays all over my hair, face and uniform and I'm just sitting there wiping it out of my face it was so funny. The guys take the kids skateboard and the guys run. He's like jumping on the skateboard and going oh look at this ole. And then they found out they were gone. How smart they were. Anyway they got in trouble but the guy didn't get his skateboard back. I felt sorry for him. Everyone was laughing after they had gone and they were like oh she's the girl who got drenched. I'm famous now! They were such dickheads. You could really tell they were travelling to Newcastle. Go back to yobo town you dickheads!

Georgi ord got stuck in a locker! (how funny)

2004-09-02T00:50:00.001-07:00

Yesterday was funny as. Did you see Georgi Ord stuffed in that locker? Anyway it was so funny she tried to show someone how shecan fit in a locker and she couldn't get out! She was stuck in there most of lunch and a bit of the next period. Then Cranston came down the hallway and we all ran for it. Kim faked cry to make sure Cranston couldn't see Georgi. Anyway Mrs Hughes came and handled it and she was so sweet holding her hand. But the gardening guys or the "men" had to try and get her out but as soon as they came to help her they burst out laughing. I wonder if she gets in trouble. Probably. It would have been funny if they couldn't get her out and she had to live in a locker the rest of her life or even cut her out. This will go down in history as 'THE DAY GEORGI ORD GOT STUCK IN THE LOCKER' I hope someone remembers it at our reunion so we can laugh about it again.

Talk to you soon

hello

2004-08-31T15:17:00.000-07:00

hello I'm starting a blog today! But I guess you know that seeing as you are reading my first blog post. I have given in to the temptation of starting a blog seeing as I don't know what is going on if I don't have one. SO here I am Beth, Julia and Jack( and everybody else who nagged me to get a blog)
Did you hear Jess is going out with Jack. How romantic. Pitty for Bates.